I am thinking of starting a new tv channel called ‘Smug TV’.
This is because I want to put all my faves on one channel so I don’t have to bother ever changing channel and could watch my faves endlessly; also I would have new programmes made and really embrace the genre..
The kind of programme I am thinking about are the ones where the audience is invited to watch others (the victims) being useless/ greedy / ugly / fat/ stupid / badly dressed / a bad parent / a waster of money etc.
The programme has a presenter or someone who wants to convert the victims / subjects of the programme.
That presenter will be the opposirte of the stupid person - e.g. well dressed / slim / beautiful / rich / intelligent.
The tv nation meanwhile, sits on its sofa with its arms crossed with a smug look on its face. (And eats crisps.)
That’s it really.
If you want to make a programme for my channel, let me know.
(At the moment I am watching Jamie Oliver on tv)
This is a sweet granadilla.
I want to do a programme on inefficiency, mess and general hopeless slobbing out type of stuff which has no relation to what anyone should do.
Also I want to do a magazine about messy homes.
Apparently there already is one called Karen.
Comment by kate — September 23, 2006 @ 8:46 am